Thursday, October 13, 2005

Oh, they have the internet on computers now...

Man - the interweb / worldwidenet has some pretty cool stuff. For example - I found this gem:

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gadget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

I am now to be called: Pinky CootieBiscuits. Which coincidently, is also what is left over after a night of tequilla shots, a bag of Famous Amos cookies, and Pepto-Bismol.

A good friend of mine back in Vancouver would be known as: Loopy AppleTush. Man - that describes him to a T!

Anyone care to share?


Mrs. Pimpson said...

my maiden name is: Loopy Stinkertush

Matt said...

Tootie Applefanny.
This name eerily describes my life.

Matt said...

How do I get access to the
"My life... this is me..." blog that Ferda has in her profile?

James said...

I think there's nothing to access - I think all she has so far is a working title.

Mrs. Pimpson said...

d'oh how embarrassing... yep, I haven't written anything on there yet

VĂ©ro said...

You shall now call me
''Loopy Applesniffer''

love it!

Kelley said...

I have the BEST one
Boobie Bubbletush

Ferda said...

she's right it definitely is the best one! :-D