So last night the wife and I get home around 9pm apres le cours francais and we want to watch a little TV. We flip through the guide to find out that the only promising show is The Apprentice: Martha Edition. Since both of us are big fans of the Trump edition, and neither of us have the watched the Martha one before, we tune in.
Now I'm sure most of you are familiar with Trump's stooges who sit beside him at the boardroom, specifically George and Carolyn. Well you guessed it, Martha has the exact same setup: some old bald guy and a smack-talking woman with a short haircut.
During Martha's boardroom, which she calls the conference room, this moron [wish I could have found a picture] above held a huge, UNLIT cigar between his fingers the whole time. And while he berated Martha's candidates he shook his hand at them meanwhile continuing to hold the unlit cigar.
Unbelievable. He's just trying to look cool. He probably doesn't even smoke.