Don't really have much to say today. No witty remarks, no sassy comebacks, no punny jokes.
But I will leave you with this strange bit of news courtesy of Ananova for the day:
Two dogs have got married in front of 70 guests in a £700 ceremony in the US. Two-year-old Bobby married Gracie, who's three, in their hometown of Clinton Township, Michigan, reports the Detroit Free Press.
Susan Laurer, 79, the owner of the groom, gave Bobby away to Gracie's owners, neighbours Frank and Cyndi Parise. She said: "Bobby loved Gracie at first sight. Now they play together, walk together and fight together."
Bobby wore a top hat, black tuxedo and red bowtie, while Gracie, her nails painted pink, sauntered down the aisle in a puffy white gown.
"We are gathered here today," said Pastor Joseph DeRose of Evangel Christian Church in Roseville, "to celebrate the joining of the paws of Bobbie and Gracie on this beautiful Sunday." After some brief remarks, DeRose announced: "Now I introduce to you, Mr. and Mrs. Bobby and Gracie Laurer."
During the reception that followed, the newlyweds dug into a two-tiered, bone-shaped cake with a pink heart in the centre.