Wednesday, January 11, 2006

My top 5 favourite Homer Simpson quotes:

5.
Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel.

4.
Bart: Dad, what's a Muppet?
Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know.

3.
Homer: How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
Marge: That's because you were drunk!

2.
Homer: There's your giraffe, little girl.
Ralph Wiggum: I'm a boy.
Homer: That's the spirit. Never give up.

1.
Homer: Got any of that beer that has candy floating in it? You know, Skittlebrau?
Apu: Such a beer does not exist, sir. I think you must have dreamed it.
Homer: Oh. Well, then just give me a six-pack and a couple of bags of Skittles.

5 comments:

AquariusDragon said...

Ha, I actually heard the voices speaking in my head and had images of Homer and friends acting it out....

James said...

Mel, have you been taking a lot of cold medication lately?

AquariusDragon said...

Not cold medication... second-hand pot smoke.... freakin' tenants and landlords.

Ferda said...

that'll do it...

so I've heard... :P

James said...

lol