Thursday, February 02, 2006

super_ap Rant #3: Bring it

I gotz to say - things 'round here have been on da 'up and up' lately, holla back if ya feel me. I mean, x-cept fo that crazy bee-otch sendin' me useless info by fax, things have bin tight and alright - like Madonna used-ta be back in da day. For realz.

So while reconciling my sub-ledger balances the otha day, I starts thinkin' to myself:

Man - da super_ap must be one stone-cold murdera. Eva since I post those 2 rants last month, none of you homies are representin' yo-selves. What's up with that? Did da super_ap scare y'all into hibernation? I think so...

I can't believe there ain't at least one of you suckas out there that want a piece o' super_ap. I'll take ya anyway you want it: Mucha-Lucha style mexican wrestl'n, one-handed knife fight, Dungeons & Dragons duel, toe-to-toe on a East Compton rap battle, I'll even bust yo S-to-tha-K-to-tha-izzULL with a Live Action Role Playing scuffle fo sheezy. Just don't come at me from 9 to 5, Monday to Friday, cuz y'all know I be workin' fo the man - making sick amounts of dollar bills. You know how I roll.

But all this aside, there is one shortie out there that deserves some respect. She's been layin' it down hardcore since she first stepped on the street, a-iight. You guessed it - the Dish has been talkin' smack since 01/11/06 - (that's in dd/mm/yy format for those ain't fly enough to follow the International Organization for Standardization's rules of labelling dates n stuff). Anway - each day this boo put up her thoughts and feelings and shit, and she gets like 30 frickin' comments on every one! Booyakasha.

Now I know what y'all be thinking, cuz usually I'm a stone cold killa, but you betta check yo self and don't get da super_ap wrong this time. I ain't about to come at her wit my forty-fo' mag. I just want ta say, that just like pimp'n, putting that heartfelt n thoughtful shit up there, ain't easy. Dish - you gotz much thug homie love comin from the super_ap. Boom bam as I step in the jam.

But just cuz I went soft fo' a sec there - doesn't mean the rest of y'all can take it easy. Y'all betta sleep wit one eye open 2nite, cuz the super_ap knows where you live and I'll come atchyou with the staple-remova o' death with a mad quickness. Betta recongnize - sucka.

10 comments:

Ferda said...

oooh Imma scared

jamesmo said...

I'm sorry, I don't speak 'street'.

James said...

Actually, I was speaking in tongues.

Dish said...

Super_ap 4 eva! - or should I say supa_ap? ;o)

James said...

good question, I'm not sure...

Palmer said...

Dish is a thing best served sans feminist rant.

Dish said...

Love me as I am Palmer. Just consider yourself lucky that you didn't know me in my truly hardcore feminist years. I have mellowed a lot over time.

Kevin said...

I GOTS ta say supa_ap, dis' aint no 40 posts, yo!

Wassup wit dat?

Ferda said...

has the supa_ap lost his touch?

stay tuned to find out kids...

James said...

what?