Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Simpsons Trivia - March 8, 2006

In Simpsons Tall Tales, the transient on the train says he's not what kind of hobo?

A. Dancing
B. Stabbing
C. Lovable
D. Schizophrenic


Ferda said...

on my calendar the picture they used is the one where Homer is bathing the hobo and is cringing and the hobo has a big grin on his face. Hillarious!

James said...


I'm going with stabbing.

James said...

In fact...

Nothing beats the Hobo life,
Stabbin' folks with my hobo knive.

James said...


Won't you listen to my tale that's ten stories tall,
'bout a king sized woodsman named a-Bunyan comma Paul.

Born mighty big, he continued to expand,
Thanks to a hopped up pituitary gland.

His body grew big, but his brain stayed small.
He was tree choppin', friend stompin', house crushin' Paul!

Paul was just as lonely as a man could get;
So he took out his axe and he carved himself a pet.

Now Paul and Babe were a mighty fine match,
But the man had an itch that an ox couldn't scratch.

James said...

While I'm at it...

Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
smells like a steak and seats thirty-five..

Canyonero! Canyonero!

Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!

Canyonero! Yah! Canyonero!

Krusty: Hey Hey!

[Spoken: The Federal Highway comission has ruled the
Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving.]


12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,
65 tons of American Pride!

Canyonero! Canyonero!

Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!

Canyonero! Canyonero! Yah!

She blinds everybody with her super high beams,
She's a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine!

Canyonero!-oh woah, Canyonero! Yah!

Drive Canyonero!

Woah Canyonero!


James said...

and another personal favourite:

Max Power, he's the man who's name you'd love to touch! But you mustn't touch!

His name sounds good in your ear, but when you say it, you mustn't fear! 'Cause his name can be said by anyone!

Kevin said...

Yeah, stabbing - that's what hobos do.

Ferda said...

wow James I never realized you were so big on that episode.

I have to agree with you on the Max Powers though. Hahaha I'm laughing just thinking of Homer singing that song.

AquariusDragon said...

I say D.

Ferda said...

correct answer is B. Stabbing.

Sorry Mel!

Congrats to James & Kevin.

James said...

I win!