[MSN Conversation from 12:24 pm, May 17th, 2006 - Context: one of the Bus Off employees has brought their toddler into the office, he's running around screaming bloody murder]
JamesMo says: seriously, we should shut down and open a daycare.
James says: I'm for it. I mean, shit, we have enough grand-ma experience here....
JamesMo says: exactly - plus, it is really hard to answer the phone when someone's unsupervised kid is screaming 4 feet from you.
James says: really hard? Try really lucky - what would you rather: a screaming kid on this side of the phone? or a screaming student on the other side?
JamesMo says: i say they are about even, but I look cool on the phone
James says: ugh... really? define how.
JamesMo says: inexplicably
James says: that doesn't cut it, try harder
JamesMo says: i got nothin.
James says: then a decision has been reached: you do not look cool on the phone.