In Simpsons Tall Tales, when Connie Appleseed (Lisa) hands hr dad an apple, what does he think it is?
A. A handball
B. A gigantic maraschino cherry
C. A buffalo testicle
D. A clown nose
Frink: M-whey, that meteor is headed straight for us, with the fire and the impact and the hundred percent chance of PAIN! PAIN IN THE GLAVING!
Hobo: This is Southside Jake, tearin' into Tincan Tilly.
Homer: Oh, this'll be good!
Jake: Who put the beans in my bindell..
Tilly: Oh I'm so tired of you sayin' that I put beans in your bindell... it just makes me so..
Jake: Do you ever shut up?
Tilly: Kiss me you fool!
:Hobo starts making out with himself:
Lisa: Uuh, can we hear another tall tale?