Wednesday, August 02, 2006
Simpsons Trivia - August 2, 2006
In Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge, according to Homer, how did he get so big and strong?
A. By tipping over cows as a child
B. From green vegetables and homework
C. By drinking a magical growth potion
D. By lifting beer mugs to his mouth
Mr. Burns: We've syphoned extra power off from the orphanage. Who are they going to complain to? Their parents?
Arnie Pie: This city has exploded in a fireball of rage.
Kent: I think what the viewers want to know, Arnie, is: Is my house okay?
Arnie Pie: You mean is your giant castle okay, Kent?
Kent: Don't hassel me because I bought at the right time.
Arnie Pie: When's my right time, Kent? When's my right time?
Homer: Flanders, I was able to find your missing leaf blower, belt sander, and morning newspapers.
Ned: Nice work, inspector find it! Did you catch the thief?
Homer: Who said it was a he?
Ned: Well I sure didn't.
Homer: Who said you did!?
Homer: Wrong answer! Lets go.