Thursday, August 03, 2006

Simpsons Trivia - August 3, 2006

In The Frying Game, according to Kent Brockman's report, what happened to the elephant that couldn't stop laughing?

A. He busted his trunk
B. His ears fell off
C. He was hired to do donut commercials
D. He was put to death

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Memorable Episode Quotes:
Lenny: Yeah, you must be some kind of marriage super-genius, how about a few tips?
Homer: Certainly, Lenford. Make every day a celebration of your love. Surprise her with a pasta-salad. Put a mini beret on your wang.
Lenny: Oh, this stuff is gold.
Carl: Happy marriage, here I come.

Another one:
Judge: Next case: Duff Man versus Duff Brewing Corporation.
Duffman: Duffman's pension has been mismanaged! Oooh yeah!
Lawyer: Objection, that party-hardy additude is a registered trademark of the Duff Corporation.
Duffman: Whatever happened to fair-use. Oh!

Last one:
Bart: I'm Bart and this is Lisa.
Cletus: Dem city names, from now on you're Dengus Squatburg Jr. and Pamela E. Lee.
Lisa: But I like my old name.
Brandine: You hush up, Dengus!

4 comments:

James said...

LOL!

'mini beret on your wang'


PRICELESS.


Trivia:
D. He was put to death

Total guess here.

AquariusDragon said...

I choose A.

Ferda said...

congrats James! Good guess.

Correct answer: D. He was put to death YIKES!

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