Monday, September 18, 2006
Simpsons Trivia - September 18, 2006
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In Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?, what food item earned the honour of being Homer's first negative review?
A. Gum under the kitchen table
B. Coffee and donuts at work
C. Pizza from under the couch
D. The new Squishee flavour from Kwik-E-Mart
Some memorable episode quotes:
Editor: I just had a thought. We're looking for a new food critic. Someone who doesn't immediately poo-poo everything he eats.
Homer: No, it usually takes a few hours.
Homer: Well, what do you think?
Editor: This is a joke, right? I mean this is the stupidest thing I've ever read!
Homer: What's wrong with it?
Editor: You keep using words like "Pasghetti" and "Momatoes" You make numerous threatening references to the UN and at the end you repeat the words "Screw Flanders" over and over again.
Homer: Really, the only word to describe it is :drools:
Lisa: Hmm. What's the English equivalent for :drools: I'd say ... transcendent.
Homer: How about groin-grabbingly transcendent?
Lisa: Uh ... I don't think so.