Thursday, October 05, 2006
Simpsons Trivia - October 5, 2006
In The Sweetest Apu, Manjula, Apu's wife, tells her divorce lawyer that he reminds her of who?
A. The monkey man who slaughtered her family's chickens
B. People who drown kittens
C. Asura, the power-hungry Hindu god
D. The "before" man on a heartburn commercial
Memorable episode quotes:
Apu: Welcome, steady customer. I see you are ready for the civil war re-enactment.
Homer: I need some supplies. I keg of beer, and a six pack to hold me till I tap the keg.
Apu: Here you go.
Homer: Thanks. Are you sure you don't want to come? In a civil war re-enactment we need lots of Indians to shoot.
Apu: I don't know what part of that sentence to correct first, but I cannot come.
Seymour: Tanks? Oh this is just too inaccurate.
Frink: Ah, well then, you're definitely not going to like my steam powered super spider, with the stepping, and the squishing, and the webs made with nylon.
Manjula: Oh, Apu, you keep scoring while my back is turned. Are you sure you're not cheating.
Apu: Now Manjula, do you want me to find another partner?
Marge: No, no! No no lets just keep playing. What's the score?
Homer: Thirty-Love, I mean, Thirty-Love, I mean, anyone for penis? Oh! I'll just get the shuttle cock.