Quite a theme we have going on here with parts I and II already in the archives - who would have thought there could be some many dumb folks in one little suburban area.
The other night Ferda went down to the local DairyQueen to order the ice cream cake for her bday party coming up this weekend. After she had setup the order for the cake, she said to the pimple-faced teenaged boy behind the counter:
"Hey - could I get your number?"
He paused and stared at her blankly until Ferda added:
"Of the store? DairyQueen? Hello?"
What a stupid little kid. Thinking he was being picked up. Keep dreaming you little nerd.